That Ominious sound

The folks at the Onion given us some laughs over the years but this spoof is priceless. Americans are suckers for musical "cues" in their movies and the Onion makes sure we know how stupid we look doing it.

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Ominous Music Heard Throughout U.S. Sends Nation Into Panic

F*ck a Thug: These Fools Are

F*ck a Thug: These Fools Are Crazy!

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IGN Video: DJ Hero Xbox 360 Video - DJ Jazzy Jeff Vignette

I don't know how to feel about this. I love Jazzy Jeff. He's one of my personal dj inspirations. I can however see the end of djing as we know it due to such games as this. I guess we'll just have to see how this plays out. I'm not personally all that worried. I was a dj when it was not popular and I'll be one forever...doing it right.

Click the story link to see DJ HERO in action for Xbox Live.


IGN Video: DJ Hero Xbox 360 Video - DJ Jazzy Jeff Vignette

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Superhead Gets Reamed by White Reporters and Kicked Off Show, Reporter Says

Superhead Gets Reamed by White Reporters and Kicked Off Show, Reporter Says “She Was a Rump Shaker In a Bunch of Videos!”

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Superhead is back. What does she want now you ask? To be taken as a serious woman/author/whore. At this point even white people NOT into Hip hop are sick of her nonsensical babble and attempts to paint herself as a caring wife just trying to enlighten American women..Karrine. Give it the hell up. "Truly Yours" - Kool G. Rap.


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Feel free to laugh hard at Superhead being shown the door.

Harvard professor Gates arrested at Cambridge home - Local News Updates - The Boston Globe

Harvard professor Gates arrested at Cambridge home - Local News Updates - The Boston Globe

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C-Murder is a dumb desperate fool

No one will ever accuse C-Murder of being a Mensa member. Not only is he in the East Baton Rouge jail for murder charges, but now his friend wants to take his murder charge for him ( since he's never getting out of prison anyway ).

I can't imagine why anyone who made the kind of money the Miller family did would need to be out "hanging" at all. Much less at a "club" in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Corey. Barak has a message for you. Sit down and shut up. You're done.


C-Murder’s Friend Admits Killing

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Press Conference: Permed Up Al Sharpton and Joe Jackson Say

Press Conference: Permed Up Al Sharpton and Joe Jackson Say… “Debbie Rowe Has Nothing To Do With What We Doin!”

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De La Soul x UNDRCRWN Signature Caricature Tee - StreetLevel | Urban Lifestyle | streetwear, sneakers, cars, street art and designer toys

De la memorabilia is just that. Memorable. I'm not big on "fan" clothing but the Plugs always seem to produce things worth your money. Try this shirt with the De la dunks.




De La Soul x UNDRCRWN Signature Caricature Tee - StreetLevel | Urban Lifestyle | streetwear, sneakers, cars, street art and designer toys

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World Of Warcraft FREAKOUT: Boy Films Brother Going Insane After Parents Cancel His Online Account (VIDEO)

It is rare that I don't have SOMETHING to say about a webclip such as this. But I'm not sure what I'm seeing here. Some say it's faked but even if it is, this kid needs help. I have little to no experience with World of Warcraft. It will probably stay that way after this.


World Of Warcraft FREAKOUT: Boy Films Brother Going Insane After Parents Cancel His Online Account (VIDEO)

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Cocaine: Middle Class High

Cocaine: Middle Class High


Ignorance is bliss. Especially when you think Coke is harmless. The 80s were defined by the drug and we are all worse off for it.

Check this 1981 article in TIME magazine


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Are you really Sirius? Streaming radio iPhone app expected this week

This could be huge. If you're like me you loathe the radio. I don't particularly like the idea of paying for what should be free to all Americans but 2.99 a month for access ( how many stations remains to be seen ) could be the price mark needed to get people like me on board with satellite radio.






Are you really Sirius? Streaming radio iPhone app expected this week

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Let Long Island Secede: Samantha Bee Tackles New York Naysayers (VIDEO)

I am always amazed at just how unaware the average American seems to be.
These guys seriously didn't know they were being clowned.



Let Long Island Secede: Samantha Bee Tackles New York Naysayers (VIDEO)

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Fire Dave Letterman "Rally"

It is beyond me. Dave Letterman is being accused of making a "rape" joke about Willow Palin,the "Cindy Brady" of the Palin bunch. Of course everyone knows that Bristol Palin is the slut in the Palin family not Willow. But I digress. 15 Morons showed up to protest Daves show in New York. I think our empire is just about done people.

Features : DJ House Shoes On J. Dilla, Charles Hamilton

Features : DJ House Shoes On J. Dilla, Charles Hamilton

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IGN: NPD News: May Sales Numbers

It's always healthy to remind folks that game consoles are not just fun, but big BIG Business.







IGN: NPD News: May Sales Numbers

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Letterman Responds To Palin Over Jokes (VIDEO)

Letterman Responds To Palin Over Jokes (VIDEO)

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Contessa Brewer Steamed By Palin Defender: You're Insulting Me, "Cut His Mic"

Contessa Brewer Steamed By Palin Defender: You're Insulting Me, "Cut His Mic"

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Virgin Mobile Launches Prepaid Broadband

This more exciting news about "personal" internet hotspots. Virgin may have an edge here in that they do NOT require a contract. Appealing feature in tough economic times.







Virgin Mobile Launches Prepaid Broadband

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Features : Charles Hamilton Addresses J Dilla Love

Features : Charles Hamilton Addresses J Dilla Love & Detroit Controversy

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Not long after Charles "Pinky Dinky Doo" Hamilton got rocked in the jaw for putting out personal info about his relationship with his girlfriend Briana, ( See the video below)







Charles is trying his best to explain why he credits Detroit producer Dilla ( RIP ) with being his executive producer on his debut album. It's pretty clear from this interview that Charles probably never met Dilla. But that doesn't stop him from acting like he did or bringing Dillas mothers finances up in a national interview. The next woman to punch Charles should be Leila Ali.

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Obama goes the Dennys in Manassas Virgina

This whole blog could end up being from the Onion. That is if they insist on hitting the nail on the head parody wise. Poor Obama. This is probably how he really feels.


Obama Drastically Scales Back Goals For America After Visiting Denny's

Software warns of speed camera locations - wtop.com

A weapon against Speed Cameras in the DMV


Software warns of speed camera locations - wtop.com

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Shake the Baby?

The people at the Onion are quite sick. This is about a device that let's you shake your baby without hurting the child.

Sad thing is that presented this way on television I'm sure the product would sell out in hours if real

Of course they blame construction on a New Jersey based company. Gotta love the Garden State.


New BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Your Infant Guilt And Injury Free

LeBron James Puppet dead of apparent suicide

I must admit I've only seen pieces of the tape of LeBron walking off the court without shaking hands with Orlando Magic players. But I suspect that he had more than basketball on his mind. I'm sure there are more puppet commericals in the can for a Kobe/Lebron finals series. Not to mention billions of dollars at stake for a Championship victory for himself and the NBA. It seems his "fabric-based representation" could stand no more.



LOS ANGELES—Upon returning to his apartment fresh off advancing to the NBA Finals, Kobe Bryant Puppet discovered his roommate and rival, Cleveland Cavaliers forward LeBron James Puppet, lying dead in their bathtub. Los Angeles police officials stated there was no evidence of foul play, as the deep lacerations on James' felt wrists appeared to be self-inflicted. "I knew he was upset about losing to the [Orlando] Magic, but I never thought he would do something like this," the shocked and fabric-based representation of Bryant told reporters, his facial expression stoic and his eyes unblinking. "Maybe I should have seen it coming. One minute LeBron was happy and covering the apartment with talcum powder, and the next he was playing video games and not wanting to be disturbed. Maybe it's my fault for putting my championship rings on display in our apartment." The puppet LeBron is the fifth roommate of either the puppet or real-life Bryant to commit suicide.

De La Soul, 20 Years On

This is one reason I don't read THE ROOT

This is a seriously off the mark "review" of the marking of De La Souls 20th anniversary of the groundbreaking album "3ft high and rising"

This fool actually sounds like a real life version of the character Mr Lawnge plays on the sequel "De la Soul is dead".

That makes you a "Brainwashed Follower" Mr. Jimi Izrael. I know I know...you don't get it. Scrub





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De La Soul, 20 Years On

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Sotomayor Cartoon In The Oklahoman Comes Under Fire

Sotomayor Cartoon In The Oklahoman Comes Under Fire

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You have to love the fact that people in Oklahoma care more about being racists than..well most anything. You get the feeling that some folks live theirs lives in total unsubstantiated fear.

C-Murder Pleads No Contest in Baton Rouge Murder Case - News Story | Music, Celebrity, Artist News | MTV News

C-Murder Pleads No Contest in Baton Rouge Murder Case - News Story | Music, Celebrity, Artist News | MTV News

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Ninja Parade Slips through town unoticed

I love the Onion. These people work harder than any "REAL" news agency.
Here is there report on a less than necessary Ninja Parade



Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Charles Barkley forces me to agree with Reggie Miller

Charles Barkley is a fool. There are plenty of things I like about Charles but mostly he embarrasses black people, basketball players, men, sports analysts etc.

Here is Charles using questionable language on air with the stench of his DUI/Whore mongering arrest still fresh in our minds.

Kiss my APPS!- Zensify -integrated social networking tool

Very few of us are not connected to a social networking site of some kind. Many of us are on multiple platforms. Zensify is a FREE Apple app that intergrates as many as 8 ( more to come ) social platforms into one program. Twitter, YouTube and Facebook most notably.

This app is a great idea for those of us who enjoy being able to update the status of multiple accounts simultaneously. 

There is even a toolbar devoted to keywords from the combined threads you follow. 

Hey it's free. Download it before they decide to charge.  An update should be eminent.

Here is the inventor describing his App in his own words. >

http://www.zensify.com/

Kiss my APPS! - Fluid

Fluid is a FREE App in the Apple App store. As the geeky kid describes  ( Eventually ) it's not really a game. It's more of a interesting diversion. It's recently been updated to include Zen like music and background changes.

Take your child to work..if you want to lose your sanity in front of your peers

If you know me you know I love this clip. It's funny, but in reality it spotlights the need for national childcare.  Bon Jour Montreal!

Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing

Spell THIS!

Most Americans can't spell for shit.  Which would explain our over the top interest in Spelling Bees. Truth be known I think we like to watch kids sweat. Anyway. This is a great parody of not only the "Children of the Corn" like spelling bee contestants, but the idiots that cover them every year.

Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee

Kiss my APPS!

Here is where I tell you what Apple iPhone/Itouch Apps are worth having...you're welcome.

FLIGHT CONTROL

This game is hard to review in print so I added a semi decent Youtube review. It has been updated at the Apple App store and now includes online ranking among other features.

If you're stuck in a waiting room or jury duty this game is a must.

Homicide Suspect Arrested In White Tux Before Schenley High Prom

Needless to say. If you've shot someone recently, you may not want to dress in a white tux and rent a limo. That is. If your high-school is still accredited  

"Big Dummy"- Fred G. Sanford

Police: Earl Hawkins, 17, Attempts To Flee At Prom Lineup

PITTSBURGH -- A suspect in an armed robbery in Brighton Heights that led to the death of a teenager was arrested before a Pittsburgh high school prom Friday night.

Earl Hawkins, 17, was arrested while trying to elude police in a white tuxedo after his name was announced during Schenley High School's prom lineup in Highland Park Friday evening, police said.

An arrest warrant was issued for Hawkins in connection with the death of 16-year-old James Owens, who was shot in the lower back during an armed robbery on March 1.

Police said Owens, Hawkins and Jamie Glozzer, 20, shot Brandon Sheetz, 25, in the leg during an armed street robbery outside a home in the 3700 block of Millerton Avenue.

Police said Owens was taken to Allegheny General Hospital and that he was accidentally shot by one of his accomplices.

Owens died from his injuries on March 14.

On Thursday, Glozzer, of Brighton Heights, was arrested by homicide detectives and charged with criminal homicide, robbery, criminal conspiracy and aggravated assault.

Hawkins, who was released from jail on previous charges of robbery, criminal attemptted homicide and criminal conspiracy, was informed by a detective that another warrant including a homicide charge was obtained but he chose not to turn himself in.

Police said Hawkins attempted to flee a plainclothes detective when approached at the prom, but detectives positioned throughout the crowd caught him and made the arrest.

Hawkins was taken to the Allegheny County Jail.

Flight attendant manages to rhyme FAA regulations

This brother took a serious risk in life. 

He raps the pre flight takeoff instructions on a SouthWest airlines flight. 

Not only does he risk not breaking Federal regulations, but he is sure to piss off a cabin full of passengers if he sucks.  Respect to my bright brothers around the world.

"This is what you get" - Karma Police- Radiohead

I think this is a good an example of what appeals to me as any. I am publicly known as a member of the Zodiac sign Taurus. We generally love animals. But when our I see our beloved Bulls being ridden by Cowboys and taunted with frilly linen in Barcelona , it gets under my skin. God bless this beast and it's aim.